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WASHINGTON SNIPER
02:49
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Lying on the floor with her head in her hands
She's crying in a way that I can't understand
With long black tears she looks like a ghost, she screams,
“I think I taught the Washington Sniper everything he knows!”
Oh no dear God I'm begging please
Praying to you down upon my bended knees
Ain't there nothing you can do to take away this awful fear
Or am I just gonna have to die here? Come on!
I asked what made her think such terrible things, she said,
“I had a horrible dream,
With a big evil creature that laughs when I scream for help,
I think it was Satan himself!”
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HOG FOR YOU
02:21
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One little piggy went to London, one piggy went to France
This little piggy's coming over your house he's gonna get inside your sweet pants
Coz I'm a Hog for you baby I can't get enough of your love
I'm a Hog for you baby I can't get enough of your love
I'm a Hog for you baby I can't get enough of your love
I'm a Hog for you baby I can't get enough of your love
That's right
One little piggy ate a pizza, one piggy ate some crisps
This little piggy's coming over your house he's gonna get between your sweet lips
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THE NAM
02:34
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Back in 1969
Sent over to Viet Nam
Way behind the enemy line
Just me and my UZI 9
Come on baby, shake it like you used to do
Come on baby, shake it like you used to do
Come on, Come on
Then just like in a dream
They sent me an M16
Brand new and shiny clean
Most pretty thing you'd ever seen
Napalm came raining down
Falling till it hit the ground
Probably the sweetest sound
Watching as the bodies mount
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GO AWAY
01:44
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I don't like nothing about you girl
I don't like not even your name
Only time you talk is behind my back
And every time you laugh it's at my expense
Well go away
Go away
Go away
Go away Go
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NOTHING BUT CONTEMPT
02:50
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I did you a favour when I said good bye, yeah right
Keep telling yourself that babe you know it's a lie, that's a fact
Got everything to lose and nothing to gain
Go to church on Sunday and confess your sin, I think you should
You say you don't care but I know you do
You got nothin' but contempt for me
You'll always love me even as a friend. Ha!
I got enough friends baby, this thing has gotta end
Told every guy it was you who put me down
When you and I know baby it was me fooling around
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TAKE A HIKE AND LEAVE
02:27
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You didn't want me when I was alone
You just sat there up on your big throne
Little queen of hearts you wouldn't notice me
But now I got a girl to call my own
You're always calling on the phone
Little queen of hearts you know you're bugging me
But you don't have the hold you think you have on me
And now I've got a girl it's plain to see you wanna piece of me
Little queen of hearts take a hike and leave
Little queen of hearts take a hike and leave
You had a puppy that's now in the pound
Had a pony that had to be put down
Little queen of hearts you're a nasty girl
Your daddy gives ya everything you want
But nothing that you need
You only want what you cannot have
And now that includes me
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LOVE WOLF
03:21
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I've been cursed since the day I was born quite literally
My momma offended a high-chief voodoo priest
Well I don't know how and I don't know why
She took it to the grave with her when she died
But every time I see a girl I really like I change
Oh why?
I'm a wo
I'm a wo
I'm a wo-wo-wo-wo-wo
I'm a love wolf
The full moon has no effect on me at all
I walk on hind legs both day and night
But every time I see a beauty I admire
My teeth grow longer and my senses get higher
In my heart there burns a fire of pain
Oh why?
It took a while for me to find a mate
But she loves the beast in me ain't no mistake
She keeps me on a lead in the daytime
Keeps me in a cage at night
She pats my head and pulls my tail
When I do my loving right
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STAY UP ALL NIGHT
02:09
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Late one night when I was all alone
This crazy little girl yeah she followed me home
I said “What do you want now? What do you want from me?” Yeah
She said “I want nothing, nothing from you,
“I just wanna show you this dance I can do”
And she kicked off her boots and stood there in bare feet now
She said “Jump to the left, step to the right,
“Shake your hair, stay up all night!”
Let's go
Stuck to the spot with my eyes so wide
There was no way in Hell I could hide my surprise
As she danced to a drum that was banging in her brain now
By the time she was done she was soaked right through
Didn't smell too good but then neither would you
And she took a deep breath and told me how to move
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SHUT YOUR MOUTH
02:56
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You've got a smile for everybody but me
What wrong I did remains a mystery
Well come on baby, come on now
If you want me to apologize just come on and tell me how
But you've got just three words to say to me
“Shut your mouth!”
So I come home late, tell one or two lies
Is that all it takes to bring hate to your eyes?
Come on baby and count to ten
Take a deep breath and let's try it again
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HONEY ARE YOU DEAD
02:44
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Last time I saw you babe you were fast asleep in my arms
But when I awoke and you were gone I didn't know where to turn
It must've been a year ago and I've done everything I can
I wonder where you are now honey are you with another man
Or honey are you dead?
Haunt me, give me a sign
I've been to the local priest and a shaman across the sea
I ask everybody who will listen but there's nothing they can tell me
Every time I ask your mother, and the same goes with your pa
They just shut the door on me, I wonder if they know where you are
Honey are you dead?
Haunt me, give me a sign
Friends say I should forget you, you just don't wanna be found
But how can I think that way if you're six feet underground
Cops say you coulda been killed, without a body nothing they can do
Private I's and séances haven't turned up one clue
Honey are you dead?
Haunt me, give me a sign
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GIDDY UP AND GO
03:17
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Gonna tell you a story you might know
But if you can't relate, don't hesitate, count your blessings go man go
It's a story of woe, of sadness and co.
Of broken hearts
Has it got a happy ending? No!
I saw this girl standing outside jail
I was in two minds but thought, “What the hell”
No she didn't look bad, not a femme fatale, so I drove over and introduced myself
She got into the passenger side and she looked me up and down
Nodded her head “Yes” once or twice before she screamed,
“Giddy up and go!”
Took her where she wanted to go, “Anywhere but here”
And with my foot to the floor she wouldn't give me any more, 100-something in top gear
She had nothing to fear, I bought her some beer
Did I have my suspicions? No!
We drove all night and we slept all day
It didn't take her long before she made me her slave
It was good at first but it just got worse believe me when I say
She kissed me with her poisoned lips it really knocked me out
She tied me down, she gagged my mouth, I couldn't even shout,
“Giddy up and go!”
Let this be a warning to you, listen to me
If you see that girl, if she enters your world, keep on moving, leave her be
I'm down on my knees begging you please
Am I glad I went out that night? I don't think so, No!
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